I read the next book on my TBR, Mr Vasudev
Murthy’s ‘The Ramgarh Literary Festival.’
And what a ‘pick me up’ it turned out to
be! Absolutely delightful! Slightly Wodehouseian and totally of interest to me
‘coz I love stories about the publishing world, and I’ve always loved
Wodehouse.
I loved when Mr Murthy referred to ‘Pupa’
publishers early in the book and made a remark about Sheelaa Dey in another
part of the book.
Sample a few dialogues from the book, which
almost caused me incontinence at age 42:
‘Ticket to Ramgarh,’ I said arrogantly to
the man behind the ticket counter, handing over the reservation form duly
filled. ‘I am a key speaker at the Ramgarh Literary Festival.’
‘You must be crazy, you old fool,’ said the
rude person.
In another place, this:
“Dinner?” I inquired. He took off the lid
off a large dish and I peeped in. Within was a small infant chappati. I asked
about anything that might be sampled with the chapatti. He pointed at a very
small cup of daal. I took it gracefully; it would not do to get a reputation as
being a ‘high-maintenance’ author at exactly the time when the world was
preparing to welcome me to the ranks of the all-time greats.”
Or page 62: “They slithered forward and
draped themselves over the chair – like wet towels.”
I loved Chapter 6 – ‘Trends in modern
poetry’ the best since I could relate to it only too well. I laughed along with
him as he made fun of poets. His observations are so grounded in reality, it’s
astonishing!
On page 77, he says, “Read from page 294,
the blank page, it’s the best part of your book,’ I jeered. ‘Look who’s talking
– to himself!’ Our unseemly professional jealousy was likely to become a
talking point if we didn’t control ourselves.”
Chapter 8 – ‘The Loan Mela and Publishers
Worship Ceremony’ was also supremely hilarious and almost not hyperbolic!
Page 89: “Mrs. Khanna had travelled from
Hoshiarpur to meet the publisher to whom she had submitted her manuscript to in
1948, shortly after the Partition of India. She told us that the publishers had
responded to her twice— once in 1959 and then more recently in 2002 saying that
her manuscript was being evaluated. She was full of hope that she would finally
get a response.” “Son, will my manuscript be published before I die?’ Abhishek
had a nice way with old people. ‘Let us pray to God, Grandma. He alone knows
best.’
And finally, in the last chapter, “We
boarded our trains and after several days, I reached Bangalore. There were no
welcoming crowds at the railway station. Certainly none at home. I went to my
dark room and sat down heavily in my familiar chair. I looked at the huge heap
of rejection letters on my desk that had arrived in my absence. There were a
couple of small cheques. They would keep me going for a month perhaps, provided
I ate one meal a day, avoided electricity, took a soap-free bath once a week
and avoided any further expense on pens, papers, envelopes and postal charges.
I shrugged. So what?”
About the Author:
I’ve known Mr Vasudev Murthy since 2014 or
so when I first met him at Urban Solace, Bangalore, for a book club meet. I
soon reviewed his book ‘Sherlock Holmes in Japan’ on my blog. He is on my Facebook list and LinkedIn list, and I have followed his
political views from the shadows. I’ve also followed his animal rights activism
on the group Bombat Dawgz.
Mr Vasudev Murthy’s witty posts on Facebook
about animal activism have won him numerous fans. His self-deprecating posts
make everyone smile and when one is undergoing a rough day, one welcomes a
hearty chuckle.
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